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A gang bang always puts me in that whimsical holiday state of mind.  There’s a magic they bring, just like when the first snow of the year comes.  You know what I mean: the taste of winter when you tilt your head back, open your mouth, and catch a few snowflakes on your tongue. 

Interestingly, that’s how my first gang bang started.  It came about because I was such a naïve young woman.  I mean, I would believe ANYTHING!  At 18, I still believed in Santa Claus, and my dad and six brothers thought they’d play a little joke on me that Christmas.  They told me that, if I bundled up and waited out on our summer porch, I’d catch St. Nick when he and the reindeer flew over the hills from the north and arrived in our little valley.

All these years later, they think I woke up Christmas morning disappointed that Santa never came.  Oh, fellas, that’s not why I was so quiet that day – I was just super tired because Father Christmas DID come – buckets of Kringle kum in my throat, on my face, down my tits.  You see, it started snowing around midnight, and everyone knows that Christmas snow tastes more special than any other snow of the year.  I flung open the door, dropped to my knees, and closed my eyes, saying a silent prayer to thank the baby Jesus for snow on his birthday.

I had secretly wished for all year long – my very own gang bang.   

Wearing his signature ermine-trimmed red suit, St. Nicholas and six of his elves had arrived stealthily from the south as I was watching the north sky.  I’d always read that elves were short, but these were big farmhand types.  I asked him where the reindeer were, and he just put his finger to his lips and brought me into the house.   They were clumsy, banging the door, and I shushed them, explaining that my dad and brothers were asleep.  Santa made a big deal out of telling the elves to keep it down, and they all smirked under their elf beards.

I sang Christmas carols all night – “Oh, Come All Ye Faithful”, “…oh, come let us adore him”, “Oh come, oh come, Emmanuel!”  They kept passing me slips of paper throughout the gang bang with songs on them (elves must be mute?) while they took turns violating every willing hole of mine with the fattest cocks I’ve ever seen.  And the ending…OMFG…you won’t believe what happened!  No gangbang would ever be so satisfying.