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Can you believe it’s this time of year where many of us must file our taxes early just so that we can receive our phone sex benefits? Well, I guess it comes as no surprise to many. But what may come as a surprise was to have one of the taxmen show up at my door. He wanted to take a look around at my work-from-home information. Needless to say, I was in complete and utter shock.

Taxes paid with phone sex!

You know working from home can be these days we have to be very careful. And I wasn’t at all expecting to be interrogated. I mean I wasn’t expecting the taxman to show up at my door without calling first – would you have? I had no choice but to let the man in and he asked me for my complete records and everything I had on file. I sat him down on the couch and brought everything over to him. I sat down next to him trying to describe what my information was as he looked at me and said, “I am impressed with your red Lip-gloss” “Oh why thank you” I said back to him.

He was infatuated with women’s RED LIP-GLOSS!

I was dressed in a very pretty pink gown and my gorgeous pink heels which just infatuated him even more so. As he started to look through my pamphlet, I tried to tell him that everything on here is legit. He responded “no, that’s not what I say” “Oh, but I promise I’m going to put everything into my tax filing I promise”, then he looked away and said, “My goodness your gown is just so gorgeous.” I could tell he was very impressed so I asked him, “might there be something I could do to keep some of my records a secret? You know just between you and me?” He fabricated “what might you want to do?” So, I started kissing him, spreading across my red Lip-gloss onto his face and it quickly turned him on!

“You like it? I love it”, he responded and kept kissing me. I wasted no time kissing him over and over again! While wearing his favorites Lip-gloss I took hold of him with my seduction and blackmail! He catered to me, loving my Lip-Gloss, and promising he would make my taxes benefit me!!